"Wow, I can actually feel my Dad's spirit rising out of me now -"
(Switches to Aggrieved Dad voice)
"I don't know why I gotta ask the same question five times to get one answer. I don't know why I gotta ask the same question ten times to get an ACCURATE answer. But if THAT'S the way you want to run this clown car, all right."
(Back to normal voice.)
"Of course, that was not an accurate Dad quote. There was nowhere near enough profanity. F-bombs would have been falling like spring raindrops."
