Two different conversations within the last year.
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(Sitting at home, while my wife, Frage, points out I may have gone too far with my humor.)
Frage: “But you just had to poke the bear with a short stick.”
Frage: (UIM voice) “Well, why did you bring a bear here to begin with?”
Frage: (different voice) “Well, there’s no sign saying bears aren’t allowed.”
(UIM cackles.)
UIM: “See? Isn’t fun to do both sides of the argument?”
Frage: “When I do it, yes. Not so much when you do it.”
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(Riding in the car on the way up to the suburbs.)
Frage: “You’re wrong.”
UIM: “Wait? Am I in a forest?”
Frage: “I don’t know. Do you see a pope sh*tting?”
UIM: “I see a bear in a pope hat.”
Note: The "If a man speaks in the forest" joke is one of the first jokes my wife told me after we started dating. Hence, it's more "couple shorthand" and less "UIM really believes that crap."
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