Monday, November 07, 2011

from the back files: early morning physics experiments

From: UIM
Sent: Monday, November 07, 2011 09:31 AM
Subject: early morning physics experiments

You would think it would be difficult to fall out of bed, when the bed is a mattress on the floor.

I proved otherwise, at 4 am this morning, when my phone rang.

-UIM.
The overall moral of the story is, the next time UIM has to do anything with {REDACTED} data, someone should ask UIM, “Hey, will the alternate symbology still work after this change?”

Friday, September 16, 2011

moments of genius.

While otherwise indisposed today, I had time to ponder the flimsiness and moistenability of comic book boxes.
“If only, “ I pondered, “you could apply a lining easily to…”
And then I remembered the Discovery channel show, Smash Labs,  where they sprayed a cement wall with spray-on truck-bed liner and improved the wall’s resistance to explosions…
http://www.rhinoliningsindustrial.com/videos.php
Now, I really really want to spray truck-bed liner (http://www.rustoleum.com/CBGProduct.asp?pid=367 ) on EVERY BOX I have to put in my storage unit.