If there's something on the floor, don't stand in it. (January 2021 - It was a world of Warcraft statement, but it's really applicable everywhere.)
You'd think if you hadn't eaten all day, anything would taste good. (January 2021)
People made of fluff should be last in the battle order. (January 2021)
The octopus is judging you. (February 2021)
We aggro'd the fucking world. Why not drive off the cliff? (February 2021)
Knob Creek immediately goes up your nose and burns your brain. (March 2021)
Some nights, you'll need some help with a quest you shouldn't have gotten into. (March 2021)
Under normal circumstances, Urgent Care never tells you to come back the next day for a follow-up. (June 2021)
A case of shingles can feel like a midget trying to drive a spike through your ear for three weeks. (August 2021)
Chickens are nasty. That's why they are so tasty. (October 2021)
Your child will be aghast that you know the lyrics to 'The Time Warp'. (October 2021)
Do not hide bodies in the attic - that's the first place they look. (December 2021)
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