"That's right, Inanimate Object, That's exactly what I need you to do right at this moment.:
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Married Conversations: Go running for the shelter
Frage: "I did ask my doc to call in a scrip for Flonase, but I never heard back from them. CVS just texted me I have a filled scrip. I hope it's the Flonase."
UIM: "It would be weird if it was for something you never had filled before. 'We see you're married to UIM. Would you like some Valium?' "
Frage: "Yes. I'm going to sneak it into his food."
UIM: (mimicking mouth full) "This pizza tastes funny"
Frage: (narrator voice) "Which did not stop him from having 5 more slices."
UIM: (commercial voice, mimics holding up a product) "It's the Xanax crust!" (wide fake smile)
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