It's like he hasn't known me for 24 years.

Lunch with Taoiseach today
I was blabbering the stripped-down version of my move-out drama.
Taoiseach: "So, if you don't go into your storage lockers for a year, you should be able to look at the pile and decide you can get rid of it."
UIM: "Yeah, if I was capable of that level of rationality, I wouldn't need two 10x10 storage lockers."

from the back files: at-at liquor cabinet

From: UIM
Sent: Thursday, June 06, 2013 11:27 AM
http://technabob.com/blog/2011/11/29/at-at-liquor-cabinet/

I overheard a colleague say "Star Wars Liquor Cabinet" a few minutes ago, so I would rather search the internet for that than beat my head against certain data walls right now.

Apparently, these pictures have been around for a while.

-UIM

At an AT-AT bar in a booth somewhere at Comic-Con:

Bartender in Jedi Robes: "Okay, boys, next round.  What'll you have?"

Boba Fett cosplayer: "I'll have a Dagobah Swamp Water."

Princess-Leia-on-Hoth cosplayer: "I'll have a Tibanna Gas-Processor."

Random guy in a red shirt: "Got any Romulan ale?"
Bartender in Jedi Robes: "Get out of here before I break your antique bifocals."