I seem to have misplaced 17 years of progress. Some of this also visible at @UimanGwbench on Twitter
Friday, December 30, 2022
Wednesday, December 28, 2022
Tuesday, December 20, 2022
Singing about annoyances.
While dealing with a glitter-shedding Christmas card today, I started singing, 'Craaaaft herpes, wiider than a mile...."
So, it's still a good thing I've been too lazy to learn video editing.
Or YouTube would have Audrey Hepburn singing something very different on her balcony....
If I Wasn't So Lazy, I'd Be Dangerous
If I weren't so lazy....
- I'd have learned video editing software to replace the Millennium Falcon with the P-Funk Mothership.
Friday, December 16, 2022
Thursday, December 15, 2022
Wednesday, December 14, 2022
Monday, December 12, 2022
Sunday, December 11, 2022
Friday, December 09, 2022
Friday, December 02, 2022
Thursday, December 01, 2022
Saturday, November 19, 2022
Married Conversations: One Concern to the Tune of Another
(Frage sits in the recliner in the living room, watching HGTV.)
(UIM, just-showered and half-dressed, strides out with determination, picks up the letter-size notepad, grabs a pen, starts scribbling and mumbling.)
(UIM, just-showered and half-dressed, strides out with determination, picks up the letter-size notepad, grabs a pen, starts scribbling and mumbling.)
(After a minute of this...)
Frage: "Should I be worried that you're mumbling 'cut you down and destroy'?"
UIM: "It's 'one song to the tune of another'. I realized you can sing the verses of Johnny Cash's 'God's Gonna Cut You Down' and Metallica's 'Seek and Destroy' to each other's tunes."
Frage: "Ah."
UIM: "But I understand you worry when your pants-less husband mumbles like that. You concerns are valid."
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