Friday, August 30, 2013

#ThisDidn'tActuallyHapppen

From: UIM
Sent: Friday, August 30, 2013 9:59 AM
Subject: this didn't actually happen
"So, do you guys have a swear jar down her?'
"We did. UIM got tired of turning over his paycheck, so he just started saying , 'fuzzbucket', and we couldn't afford beer any more."
"That sucks."
"So then we fined him for 'fuzzbucket's, but he threw us a 20 and then changed to shooting us with foam darts every time he wanted to curse."
"I'm... not sure what to say about that."
"We decided not to fine him for anything, since we don't want to know what he'd escalate to if we fined him for foam darts."

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