Friday, August 02, 2013

from the back files: And, exit, stage - thump

From: UIM
Sent: Friday, August 02, 2013 4:43 PM
Subject: And, exit, stage - thump
(UIM reaches the elevators, where HappyScrappyPup already stands, with others.)
 
HappyScrappyPup: " Hey, UIM."

UIM: "Hello."

HappyScrappyPup: "So, you have fixed all our RIC-mapping problems?"

(Pause.)

UIM: "Y'know, despite my reputation, it is pretty rare for my first thought to be, 'I should kick this person in the crotch.' -"

(General laughter.)

UIM: "- and now you have brought me to a new low. Thanks."

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