Organizations I Would Found If I Weren't So Lazy

 General Roll of Unhappy Curmudgeon Hermits

#RepressedAnger

 "You're living on your own private data farm.

Where do I go from here to a better feed than this?"

from the back files: glass

From: UIM
Sent: Tuesday, April 09, 2013 9:59 AM
"You're not a glass-half-full person, really."
"I'm not even a glass-half-empty person.  The glass is chipped, and cracked, and has contaminated sea water, and someone is trying to pour it in my nose."

#RepressedAnger, #RepressedSarcasm, #INeedToStayEmployed

Developer: "I can undo the code with the memory leak, but that would add back the deadlock problem."
Boss: "I do not endorse adding back deadlocks."
UIM: (thinks) "Can we also make sure we stop adding Grimlocks?"

#RepressedSarcasm

"The closest he gets to 'warm fuzzies' is 'asbestos'. "