Married Conversations: Don't ask questions you don't want answers to.

UIM: "Yeees?  Something funny, Miss Giggles?"

Frage: "Everything about you, baby."

Obscure Reference Gag I'll Never Meaningfully Get Out There

 "It's a luggage store called 'Suitcase Pimp' on the corner of Yontz and Traynor."

Just a turkey boy, born and raised in south Detroit

Lyric Word Replacement - Replace 'City' with 'Turkey'

(Frage: "I got startled by something screaming outside, and when I checked, it was the feral turkeys."

UIM: "Pretty sure 'I hear the turkey screaming' is a Concrete Blonde lyric.")

Turkey Screaming - Concrete Blonde

Turkeys on Flame with Rock and Roll - Blue Oyster Cult

Suffragette Turkey - David Bowie

Detroit Rock Turkey - KISS

Paradise Turkey - Guns `n' Roses

We Built This Turkey - Jefferson Starship

Fool for the Turkey - Foghat

Hot Child in the Turkey - Nick Gilder

Jet Turkey Woman - Queensryche

Broken Turkey - Audioslave

Big Turkey Nights - Scorpions

Summer in the Turkey - Lovin' Spoonful

"Left a good job in the turkey..." - Creedence Clearwater Revival

"I hit the turkey bout 1 AM, loaded, loaded..." - Judas Priest

Sheryl Crow - Digging In The Dirt (Visualizer) ft. Peter Gabriel

5 straight minutes of Vicious Mockery 🎶

Crash Into The Weekend

Trials of Memes Based on My Own Quotes

I'm not sure which of these meme images best carry forward the idea, but if you have an opinion, let me know:

#RepressedAnger

 "You're living on your own private data farm.

Where do I go from here to a better feed than this?"

Married conversations: Case by case, we understand each other better

(As I load the items in the iGo car with items to put in storage...)

Frage: "Is that a guitar case?" (with the previous knowledge that we had ditched our respective guitars at various move times....)

UIM: "It's a rifle case with a Nerf sword in it."

(Long pause while UIM puts the rest of the boxes in the iGo car.)

UIM: "I understand the loop playing in your head: 'Why do I even ask him?', 'Why do I even ask him?', 'Why do I even ask him?' ..." 

The most useless dice I own

I will always be too lazy to make this my epitaph...

 He has gone where

short-sighted management

and over-confident developers

may lacerate his heart no more.

He served maintainable systems.

Traveler, imitate him if you dare.

KEVIN POLLAK 80s

Nostalgia: I audio-taped this very performance from Bill Boggs' Comedy Tonight when it aired in the early morning hours on channel 5 (WNEW). [We didn't have a VCR yet.]

A Love Story Between a Welshman and a Martial Art | Kill James Bond High...

Fundraiser for an old work colleague.

 https://gofund.me/3f5b3a52

Something better than a stare....

 

 

Ominous cloud, little house.

 

Castle Island, Boston.

 

Billboard Grafitti

 

I don't know how I came here tonight... I got the feeling that something ain't right....