Married Conversations: You'll Have to Answer to Your Own

UIM: "Sorry for stressing you out."

Frage: (deadpan blatant lie) "You don't stress me out.  My shoulders like to live up here by my ears."

Annie Lennox - Little Bird (Official Video)

And so, may Evil beware, and may Good dress warmly and eat plenty of fresh vegetables.

 Spoon! An Oral History of ‘The Tick’ | Cracked.com

Sentence I Never Worked into Enough Discussions

https://www.tumblr.com/quietanddistantandremorseful/757175595899764736/sentence-i-never-worked-into-enough-discussions

"I think you mean, 'Motown recording artist, Bruce Willis.' "

Larkin Poe - Bluephoria (Official Video)

Organizations I Would Found If I Weren't So Lazy

 General Roll of Unhappy Curmudgeon Hermits

Things I Have Been Muttering For at Least 15 Years

 "That's right, Inanimate Object,  That's exactly what I need you to do right at this moment.:

The Millionaire Movement to Live Forever

Married Conversations: Go running for the shelter

Frage: "I did ask my doc to call in a scrip for Flonase, but I never heard back from them.  CVS just texted me I have a filled scrip.  I hope it's the Flonase."

UIM: "It would be weird if it was for something you never had filled before.  'We see you're married to UIM.  Would you like some Valium?' "

Frage: "Yes.  I'm going to sneak it into his food."

UIM: (mimicking mouth full) "This pizza tastes funny"

Frage: (narrator voice) "Which did not stop him from having 5 more slices."

UIM: (commercial voice, mimics holding up a product) "It's the Xanax crust!"  (wide fake smile)

Obscure Reference Gag I'll Never Meaningfully Get Out There

 "It's a luggage store called 'Suitcase Pimp' on the corner of Yontz and Traynor."

Just a turkey boy, born and raised in south Detroit

Lyric Word Replacement - Replace 'City' with 'Turkey'

(Frage: "I got startled by something screaming outside, and when I checked, it was the feral turkeys."

UIM: "Pretty sure 'I hear the turkey screaming' is a Concrete Blonde lyric.")

Turkey Screaming - Concrete Blonde

Turkeys on Flame with Rock and Roll - Blue Oyster Cult

Suffragette Turkey - David Bowie

Detroit Rock Turkey - KISS

Paradise Turkey - Guns `n' Roses

We Built This Turkey - Jefferson Starship

Fool for the Turkey - Foghat

Hot Child in the Turkey - Nick Gilder

Jet Turkey Woman - Queensryche

Broken Turkey - Audioslave

Big Turkey Nights - Scorpions

Summer in the Turkey - Lovin' Spoonful

"Left a good job in the turkey..." - Creedence Clearwater Revival

"I hit the turkey bout 1 AM, loaded, loaded..." - Judas Priest

Sheryl Crow - Digging In The Dirt (Visualizer) ft. Peter Gabriel

5 straight minutes of Vicious Mockery 🎶

Crash Into The Weekend

Trials of Memes Based on My Own Quotes

I'm not sure which of these meme images best carry forward the idea, but if you have an opinion, let me know:

#RepressedAnger

 "You're living on your own private data farm.

Where do I go from here to a better feed than this?"

Married conversations: Case by case, we understand each other better

(As I load the items in the iGo car with items to put in storage...)

Frage: "Is that a guitar case?" (with the previous knowledge that we had ditched our respective guitars at various move times....)

UIM: "It's a rifle case with a Nerf sword in it."

(Long pause while UIM puts the rest of the boxes in the iGo car.)

UIM: "I understand the loop playing in your head: 'Why do I even ask him?', 'Why do I even ask him?', 'Why do I even ask him?' ..." 

The most useless dice I own

I will always be too lazy to make this my epitaph...

 He has gone where

short-sighted management

and over-confident developers

may lacerate his heart no more.

He served maintainable systems.

Traveler, imitate him if you dare.

KEVIN POLLAK 80s

Nostalgia: I audio-taped this very performance from Bill Boggs' Comedy Tonight when it aired in the early morning hours on channel 5 (WNEW). [We didn't have a VCR yet.]

A Love Story Between a Welshman and a Martial Art | Kill James Bond High...

Fundraiser for an old work colleague.

 https://gofund.me/3f5b3a52

Something better than a stare....

 

 

Ominous cloud, little house.

 

Castle Island, Boston.

 

Billboard Grafitti

 

I don't know how I came here tonight... I got the feeling that something ain't right....

"You're All a Bunch of WEIRDOS!"

 

Yes, if I bought this, I would absolutely paint the body to look like Sam the (American) Eagle, with over-the-top red-white-and-blue on his wings.

Aw, one of `em got loose again...

 

I'm really bad at getting pictures up in a timely manner.

Although, technically, this shirt is accurate any day of the year.  

T-shirt from https://teepublic.com/user/chekhovsraygun  ( @NotLasers on Twitter )

Photo by Frage .

 

Inside each of us is two wolves....

 

Melbourne Ska Orchestra - Get Smart (Official FULL Version)

Never be afraid, memed.

Never be afraid... 

Answering work questions, memed.

I always assume...

Enthusiastic nonsense, memed.

 It's the futhark era....

Unrepressed sarcasm, memed.

And sometimes, the sarcasm goes unrepressed...

If you have a problem, memed

If you have a problem....

A sentence I have spoken, memed.

My mom used to say...

Repressed Anger, memed

"Hearing her voice....

Exit, stage-thump, memed.

Exit, stage-thump

Para-nerds, memed.

Para-nerds

Mea culpa...

 

Be careful...

 

I'm your one-stop shop...

 

I'm not trying to...

 

I'm trying to be social...

 

When you want to say....

 

Not an acceptable technique...

 

Yes, there was a point...

 

How can I...

 

Respect

 

Ommm

 

When you're on the bleeding edge...

 

Set in stone?

 

Your business depends...

(

I couldn't decide...)

Self-recognition

 

My faith...

 

We not only pay...

 

I'm just going to sit here...

 

... so I can explain exactly ...