(As texted to too many of my friends and relatives earlier today...)
So, justto get all the obvious crass jokes out of the way, and to make sure I don't accidentally send them to Mom:
a) "BRING OUT YOUR POPE!"
b) "Mum, there's a dead pontiff on the landing!"
c) "If you hadn't nailed him to the balcony, he'd be pushing up the daisies!"
d) Conclave 2: Weekend at St. Peter's
e) Given the timing, do we have to wait three days to make sure?
f) Since Jorge was a nightclub bouncer in his youth, does this mean St. Peter finally gets a vacation?
g) Did he have the salmon mousse?
h) Vance/Truss Tour: Offing Decrepit Monarchs.
("And now he works for Jesus as the bouncer at St. Peter's gate....")
