The Group W Bench (version 3.0)
I seem to have misplaced 17 years of progress. Some of this also visible at @UimanGwbench on Twitter
Sunday, January 04, 2026
Thursday, January 01, 2026
Saturday, December 27, 2025
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Thursday, December 04, 2025
Wednesday, December 03, 2025
Advent Calendars 2025 Day 3 | Ashens and Nerdcubed
The folding knife spurred me to buy multiple survival tool advent calendars.
Tuesday, December 02, 2025
Monday, December 01, 2025
Advent Calendars 2025 Day 1 | Ashens and Nerdcubed
The survival calendar was glorious madness. I wound up buying a couple, myself.
Thursday, September 04, 2025
Items I am too lazy to properly make false citations for;
"And the prophet Julius responded to the pharaoh's nurse, 'If I were able to proceed in such a manner, I should not require the talcum powder."
Monday, July 14, 2025
Thursday, May 22, 2025
#RepressedAnger, a la Bing Crosby
(tune: "Dear Old Donegal")
"They always seem to miss the point of evidence I give.
Their obstinance in ignorance erodes my will to live."
Monday, April 21, 2025
His final papal bull: "Semper clara latus vitae"
(As texted to too many of my friends and relatives earlier today...)
So, justto get all the obvious crass jokes out of the way, and to make sure I don't accidentally send them to Mom:
a) "BRING OUT YOUR POPE!"
b) "Mum, there's a dead pontiff on the landing!"
c) "If you hadn't nailed him to the balcony, he'd be pushing up the daisies!"
d) Conclave 2: Weekend at St. Peter's
e) Given the timing, do we have to wait three days to make sure?
f) Since Jorge was a nightclub bouncer in his youth, does this mean St. Peter finally gets a vacation?
g) Did he have the salmon mousse?
h) Vance/Truss Tour: Offing Decrepit Monarchs.
("And now he works for Jesus as the bouncer at St. Peter's gate....")
Saturday, March 22, 2025
Friday, March 14, 2025
Monday, March 03, 2025
Saturday, March 01, 2025
Wednesday, February 05, 2025
#RepressedAnger
"It's been a clown-car day. Every time I think the car's empty, another clown bursts out and slams a pie in my face."
Thursday, January 16, 2025
Friday, January 03, 2025
Carol of the Hells Bells Bagpipes & AC/DC rock mashup - Goddesses of Bag...
This would have made shopping season far more bearable when I worked at the toysaurus back in the 90s.
Monday, December 30, 2024
#EnthusiasticNonsense: Cry 'waugh' and let slip the drakes of war!
A business breeding waterfowl large enough to rid into battle: Ducks Bellorum
#ThisDidn'tActuallyHappen: Married conversations.
Frage: "You have friends you have known for 40+ years, and who still talk to you."
UIM: "Specifically and exactly because they have not had to deal with my bull$#!+ on a day-to-day basis since the Reagan administration."
Thursday, December 26, 2024
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