Tuesday, January 10, 2012

"Fresh hot cookies" is not a euphemism.

From: UIM
Sent: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 7:29 AM
To: Her
Subject: from last night's phone call.

http://www.tiffstreats.com/austin/

Rack: “So, there’s a company here that delivers fresh hot cookies.”

UIM: (5 minutes of laughter) “Of course there is…”

Rack: “You call or web, and thirty minutes later, a tired college student bicycles up with fresh hot cookies.”
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From: Her
Sent: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 7:30 AM

Great, now I want fresh hot cookies .
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From: UIM
Sent: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 7:33 AM

Yes, at least a dozen times after that, I told him, “Oh, go eat your fresh hot cookies,” or “Sure, what do you care – you’ve got fresh hot cookies.”