Frage: "I may have missed it while I was ranting."
UIM: (fake-innocent) "But you never rant."
Frage: "Yes, yes."
UIM: (fake-innocent) "My wife is sweet and demure and obedient, and never has an unkind word to say about anyone."
Frage: "You really ought start wearing a cup if you insist on talking $#!+ like this."
UIM: (too busy cackling to respond.)
Frage: "I may only have one good knee left, but I'm pretty sure I can knee you with it."
UIM: (still cackling)
Frage: "Obedient, my @$$..."
