Last Saturday, Frage and I were eating breakfast in an hourly-rental car before grocery shopping.
Frage misheard the word 'love' as 'waffles'.
(My fault for talking while eating.)
So of course, the Lyric Word Replacement gag came out of mothballs.
In this case, replace the word 'love' in a lyric with 'waffles'.
As examples: The Beatles are now singing "Can't Buy Me Waffles"; and Tina Turner is now asking "What's Waffles Got to Do with It?"
(Yes, it blows the scansion to hell, but I decided to run with it anyway)
So, the top 11 that I thought up today....
11."Crazy in Waffles" - Beyonce
10."Sunshine of Your Waffles" - Cream
9. "You Give Waffles a Bad Name" - Bon Jovi
8. "And in the end, the waffles you take/ Are equal to the waffles you make." - The Beatles, "The End"
7. "Shake Your Waffles" - Debbie Gibson
6. "Making Waffles Out of Nothing at All" - Air Supply
5. "You pull the trigger on my/ Waffle Gun." - Kiss
4. "The Greatest Waffle of All" - Whitney Houston
3. "How Deep is Your Waffle" - Bee Gees
2. "Tainted Waffles" originally recorded by Gloria Jones in 1964, covered in the 1981 by Soft Cell.
1. "Some people call me the Space Cowboy./ Some call me the Gangster of Waffles." - Steve Miller, "The Joker".
