Monday, July 26, 2021

#RepressedAnger

 "Every f^{king week I watch my colleagues summon another f^{king Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man, and then I have to cross the damn streams and clean up all the f^{king marshmallow."

Saturday, July 24, 2021

Married Conversation: it ain't easy shaking all night long.

(Driving back home after grocery shopping.)
(UIM turns on the car radio.)
Frage: "There will be no singing."
(First notes of 'You Shook Me All Night Long')
UIM: (Grinning) "Oh.  There will be singing."
(After the intro finishes)
Frage: "She was a fast machine."
UIM: (Kermit voice) "She was a fast machine."
Frage: "IN YOUR OWN VOICE!  NO MUPPETS!  NO CHIPMUNKS!  NO DAD VOICE!"
(UIM laughs to gasping until the guitar solo.)

Saturday, July 10, 2021

Married Conversations: And I decided it was about time I made the call...

Frage: "There's a time and a place, and this was a good time."
UIM: "As long as you had a good time.  That's why I wrote my number on the women's room wall."
Frage: "That's weird. When I read it, it said, 'For agita, call..'"

Tuesday, July 06, 2021