Saturday, August 21, 2021

Drunk Cuisine Experiment #1

 No, you cannot force a Red Vine through a Stuffed Puffs Chocolate-on-Chocolate marshmallow as though the Red Vine were a  stick for roasting the marshmallow.

Singing to myself while drunk on the toilet

"Urination - all I ever wanted.

Urination - had to get away.

Urination -meant to be spent alone,"

- You know, if Belinda Carlisle and Jane Wiedlin decide to kick my ass for this, that's fair.