Wednesday, December 17, 2014

My Poor Boss, Part 2

Boss: “We have to report what our goals for 2015 are, and before I send anything upstairs, I want to make sure that I include anything you think we need to do.  Have you any suggestions?”
UIM: “Conquer Belgium.”
UIM: “It’s got to be easier than convincing our vendor to change things we don’t like.”
Boss: “And have you asked the Belgians how the feel about this?”
Colleague: “Well, Belgian society has a great deal of tension between the Walloons and the Flemish, so you really wouldn’t get widespread support, anyway.”

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